You see, he’s a fashion expert.

If you haven’t watched “What Not To Wear”, you need to.

If you have watched it, then you know I probably need to be on it.

If you want to nominate me, I am very for that.

Please don’t make me put up pictures on this blog to prove to you that I need to be on that show.

Think of the last time you saw me and ask yourself these questions:
1) Did I have jeans on?
2) Did I have a t-shirt on?
3) Did I need to have my eyebrows waxed?

If you answered yes to two or more of these questions, I’m embarrassed and you need to consider contacting TLC.

http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/whatnottowear.html?clik=tlc_leftnav

Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.

[Oh yeah, and Molly says your mom is an old hockey movie. Which I think is rude (does she ever KNOW your mom?), but I’m using her computer, so I’m stuck doing what she says.]