Not literally. [That would be weird and scientifically impossible. But mainly weird.]

But by the magic of modern technology, I can do it. Sorta.

As you know, I blog five or so times a week. I tweet five or so times a day.

And yet somehow I still have more to say.

And more music to share. And recipes. And thoughts. And jokes. [I love jokes.]

And I’m trying to be a “real” author and people say that “real” authors send newsletters. [And they have books in stores, I know. I’m working on it. Sheesh.]

So, click this button and sign up. The first one will be the July edition, which means sometimes on or before July 31.

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There will be some freebies, by the way, only offered to newsletter folks. Not that I’m bribing you, I’m just saying.

[By the way, how well do you respond to bribes? Just good info to have for future reference.]