This is my favorite joke of all time.

Also, it’s one of the few jokes in the world that I legitimately have memorized and say it as often as possible. I know, I should start out with something slower and build to my favorite, but trust me- this whole month is going to be FUNNY, so we can start big and end big and laugh our way through the entire middle.

That’s enough chatter. We’ve got a joke to tell.



What did the zero say to the eight?




That should really bless your Monday. You’re welcome.