Day 27: Gators.

on October 27, 2012 in 31 Days of Jokes with 3 comments by

In honor of the Georgia Bulldogs playing the Florida Gators today, I have a reptile themed joked for you.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator!

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[Here's what. There are a LOT of hilarious Florida Gator jokes, but when they are #2 in the nation, I really have no room to trash talk. So we went with a funny and un-zingy joke.]

Go dawgs sic ‘em!

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3 comments

  1. posted on Oct 27, 2012 at 6:06 AM  |  reply

    I hope your Bulldogs sic ‘em good after they whooped us bad. ;)

  2. posted on Oct 28, 2012 at 12:48 AM  |  reply

    I asked this one today in a car full of teens and youth leaders, and one of the girls replied, “A penguin. Oh wait, nevermind.” But it was too funny. So one of the guys relayed the incident later, and clarified that the real answer to the joke was an invested alligator. And we laughed at that too because he had totally missed the punchline. :)

  3. posted on Oct 31, 2012 at 10:41 AM  |  reply

    Why did the gator cross the road? Because he couldn’t cross the goal line. ZING!

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