If you haven’t watched “What Not To Wear”, you need to.
If you have watched it, then you know I probably need to be on it.
If you want to nominate me, I am very for that.
Please don’t make me put up pictures on this blog to prove to you that I need to be on that show.
Think of the last time you saw me and ask yourself these questions:
1) Did I have jeans on?
2) Did I have a t-shirt on?
3) Did I need to have my eyebrows waxed?
If you answered yes to two or more of these questions, I’m embarrassed and you need to consider contacting TLC.
Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.
[Oh yeah, and Molly says your mom is an old hockey movie. Which I think is rude (does she ever KNOW your mom?), but I’m using her computer, so I’m stuck doing what she says.]