Only because I am shameless, and sharing the joke always ranks higher to me than maintaining my pride, do I share this email.  I used Halloween shaped clip art to conveniently cover the information that is not important.

Welcome to the reason I don’t dress up for Halloween.  Dumb ladybug wings.

And it wasn’t just a spill.  It was like someone shot the bottle with a bullet.  It exploded.  Everywhere.  And I knew 10 of the 100+ people there.  Oh yes, it was humbling and horrible at the exact same moment.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever had to send an apology email after a Halloween party….. I didn’t think so.

You’re welcome for that.

Go vote, friends.  And please leave your ladybug wings at home.  The world will be a safer place.