I used to have two friends named Katie/Katy. I call them my Homophones. [nerd joke nerd joke] [Dear Annie, don’t post horrible pictures of yourself AND make nerd jokes. Unless you want to die alone.]
Back to why I lost my friends.
I’m not longer friends with Katie because she took this picture.
And then posted it on facebook.
And then. THEN. Katy, also known as Hercules, posted this picture of me.
And she also heartlessly posted this on facebook.
LORD. HAVE. MERCY. I mean, my friend Wendy is funny, and I’m laughing at her joke. But no one, absolutely no one, needed to capture THAT second of my laugh.
I untagged myself on facebook.
Then, bizarrely, I decided to post it on my blog.
Because I think I still have some sense of pride on facebook. Gotta keep those tagged pictures looking good.
But here? Well, we all know the truth- you and I both have the same sick sense of humor, so I knew y’all would enjoy this.
What can I say? I’m a giver.
[No friendships were truly damaged in the creation of this post. But revenge will be sweet.]