TOP 5 FRIDAY is when we each list five of our favorite things, depending on the topic. Feel free to join in via the comments or by posting on your own blog and linking back here. Play along. It’s Friday.

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Here we go again! Another Friday, another set of five jokes straight from you jokers. I’m so glad y’all are enjoying this 31 day series. I am too! A laugh a day keeps something away… not sure what, but something.

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So these two muffins are sitting in the oven, and someone comes by and turns the oven on.

Then one muffin says “Man, it’s sure getting hot in here.”

The other muffin turns and says, “Whoa! A talking muffin!”

[Thank you, Elias! You are a funny man.]

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How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

He is the one with the seasame seed buns!

[I laughed, Lauren H. Well done.]

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?

He didn’t believe there was a dog.

[Oh, Beth. Well played.]

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What is Mozarts favorite breakfast food?

Ba-nan-na-na-na

[Thanks, Lauren!]

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How do you know it’s been raining cats and dogs?

You step in a poodle.

[Thanks, Bethany!]

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YOUR TURN!

You can share your favorite joke in the comments or email it to me and we’ll compile another list for next Friday!