Day 18: Will Smith.

on October 18, 2012 in 31 Days of Jokes with 6 comments by

My friend Will Smith was born and raised in West Philadelphia. He spent most of his days on the playground- chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool. And he says he used to shoot b-ball outside of the school.

Sorry. I’m just entertaining myself at this point.

But his name really is Will Smith. I promise.

He told me this joke Tuesday. I laughed.

He told me again on Wednesday night when I was with my Vanderbros [you know them…] and we all laughed heartily.

This is a great joke.

Take it away, Will.

. . . . .

. . . . .

How many ears did Davey Crockett have?

Three.

His left ear.

His right ear.

And his wild front-ear.

. . . . .

I can’t quit this joke. I love it so much. Hope you do too.

 

6 comments

  1. posted on Oct 18, 2012 at 8:32 AM  |  reply

    Wow. That is good. Totally stealing that one.

  2. posted on Oct 18, 2012 at 8:43 AM  |  reply

    i think this one is my favorite so far!! and the video totally makes it:)

  3. gmh
    posted on Oct 18, 2012 at 11:32 PM  |  reply

    Huh. I’ve heard it with Captain Kirk…
    Left ear, right ear, and his final front ear.

    But I think wild is better than final. Finally.

  4. Amy
    posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 7:00 PM  |  reply

    Um, Will Smith is super cute. He should know that. That is all.

  5. posted on Oct 21, 2012 at 6:06 AM  |  reply

    Ethan is gonna love this one!

  6. Jami
    posted on Oct 23, 2012 at 4:33 PM  |  reply

    I like this joke so much. (for obvious reasons) I’m shocked i’ve never heard it before.

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