My friend Will Smith was born and raised in West Philadelphia. He spent most of his days on the playground- chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool. And he says he used to shoot b-ball outside of the school.

Sorry. I’m just entertaining myself at this point.

But his name really is Will Smith. I promise.

He told me this joke Tuesday. I laughed.

He told me again on Wednesday night when I was with my Vanderbros [you know them…] and we all laughed heartily.

This is a great joke.

Take it away, Will.

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How many ears did Davey Crockett have?

Three.

His left ear.

His right ear.

And his wild front-ear.

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I can’t quit this joke. I love it so much. Hope you do too.