You guys are going to like this joke so much. But even more, you’re going to like what a complete idiot I am.
Yesterday afternoon I get a text from my friend Graham.
We ate lunch together after church and a few hours later I got a text from her. Thinking she had a legitimate question, I answered as scholarly as possible.
Because, you know, I’m smart.
[Graham is white, I am blue, just FYI.]
And then she proceeded to laugh her head off at my attempt to help her really think through the first people to live in the continental USA.
I told you I was an idiot.
Here’s your joke, people.
That’s funny. Because Native Americans really did / do live on reservations. Also, who in the world competes in Thanksgiving trivia? Apparently I think Graham does.