Category: 31 Days of Jokes

31 Days of Jokes :: 32 Posts + 45 Jokes

Why 31 Days of Jokes? Day 1 : Accessorize Day 2 : Aging Swimmers Day 3 : Pappy Day 4 : Spicy Day 5 : Top 5 Friday – your jokes! Day 6 : Good one, man. Day 7 : Delayed Day 8 : Kernel Day 9 : I have an equestrian. Day 10 :

Day 31: The best for last.

I saved the best comedian for today. It’s my Dad. He calls himself “The Funny Man.” I tend to agree. [But if you ask anyone in my family, they would say I always tend to agree with my Dad. It’s true. I’m a fan.] You may remember, or maybe you are newer around here, but

Day 30: Nice to meat you.

. . . . . What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat! What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak!

Day 29: French feet.

Since we all seemed to enjoy the French joke last week, here’s another doozie from the other side of the Atlantic. . . . . . . . . . What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe. . . . . . If you only knew how hard I laughed at this

Day 28: Palm Sunday.

This video. You have to watch it. There are not words to tell this joke. It’s that funny. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I love a good interrupting starfish.

Day 27: Gators.

In honor of the Georgia Bulldogs playing the Florida Gators today, I have a reptile themed joked for you. . . . . . . . . . . What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator! . . . . . [Here’s what. There are a LOT of hilarious Florida Gator

Day 26: Boyz.

Happy Friday. I know you are expected five jokes, but really- this one is worth five jokes. So, be happy with one. Also, we haven’t had a serious dude joke yet- so this one is it. For sures. So I called on my favorite boyz, Connor and Keenan, to tell you a joke. You know

Day 25: Speak French.

My friend Beth from Red and Honey gave me today’s joke. Her blog is adorbs, you should see it. She’s Canadian, so she’s got that going for her. Also, her joke involves knowing how to count to five in French. So if you don’t know how to do that, google that first. Then proceed to

Day 24: On the line.

. . . . . Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker? He wanted a balanced meal. . . . . .

Day 23: Snoozle.

. . . . . What do you call a male cow who is taking a nap? A BULL DOZER. . . . . . So much yes. I love this one.