Category: 31 Days of Jokes

Day 22: The joke’s on me.

You guys are going to like this joke so much. But even more, you’re going to like what a complete idiot I am. Yesterday afternoon I get a text from my friend Graham. We ate lunch together after church and a few hours later I got a text from her. Thinking she had a legitimate

Day 21: It’s your birthday.

Today is my sister’s birthday. I like her. So I made some calls to try to get her a cool birthday gift. . . . . . . . . . . I called SeaWorld yesterday to see if I could get my sister a Shamu Fan Club Sweatshirt. They said my call may be

Day 20: Close one.

Phew. Almost missed today. But in Nashville, it’s only 11:05pm. So don’t fire me. Okay? Okay. . . . . . . . . . . What kind of computer sings? A Dell. . . . . . I was really rolling in the deep on that one. [See what I did there? Adele joke.]

TOP 5 FRIDAY: Day 19- your jokes!

You guys. You are so funny. I’m loving getting these jokes from you! [By the way, last night I told the spaceman joke and the front ear joke when I spoke to the fine ladies at Crossroads Lebanon. The spaceman joke got a tiny laugh, but the front ear joke was a hit. You probably

Day 18: Will Smith.

My friend Will Smith was born and raised in West Philadelphia. He spent most of his days on the playground- chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool. And he says he used to shoot b-ball outside of the school. Sorry. I’m just entertaining myself at this point. But his name really is Will Smith. I promise.

Day 17: Bert.

I have a friend named Brett. Or Bret. I’m not sure. Because we all call him Bert. Well, not everyone. Just some of us. Because we have another Bret(t) in our lives, one of our friends just pretty much changed this Bret(t)’s name to Bert so if you come up to me and ask how

Day 16: Weigh In.

Well, I couldn’t go all the way to the Influence Conference [which was awesome, bee tee dubs] and not get a joke on video for you, could I? This is brought to you by the lovely Emily Freeman. Have you bought her book Grace for the Good Girl? Or her new book Graceful? It’s Perfectly Unique‘s

Day 15: Hip.

. . . . . How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool. . . . . . Happy Monday. 🙂

Day 14: Snap and Crackle.

. . . . . What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? HIP-POP! . . . . . That one is so cheesy it hurts. I’m almost sorry. ALMOST.

Day 13: All over the news.

. . . . . Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? It’s making HEADLINES. . . . . . So much yes. That’s funny. Also, don’t use a corduroy pillow. That’s weird.