Because I bet I would have written about sitting on the 18th row at the NSYNC concert in Atlanta. And I would have thought for certain that I was cool.
It may be true or false [true] that I just spent approximately 15 minutes watching old clips of the glory days of NSYNC.
And glory days they were.
This is also true: I loved New Kids on the Block when I was in the 4th grade. Because that is an appropriate age to have severe crushes on boy bands.
I loved NSYNC when I was TWENTY.
Oh the shame.
But can you blame me? This is entertainment.
Now I feel good because I know I have filled your Thursday with joy.