Beach math

on April 12, 2008 in Ze Bloggy Goodness with 5 comments by

An afternoon at the beach +
pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in an embarrassing amount of months (years, people, years) +
redness already appearing +
that lightheaded feeling from too much sunshine on the face +
sand in every crack and crevice that I will be removing until next Spring Break
=
The reason white girl is moving inland to Tennessee.

I was not born to be a beach baby. I have come to terms with it.

And may I add this- whatever power it is that the beach wind has that causes my hair to tie itself in knots and refuse to let go? I need to bottle that stuff and sell it as adhesive. Or a torture device of some sort. If you can bottle wind.

Can you bottle wind?

Ponder on that one until Monday.

P.S- Are you reading The Shack yet? I’m almost done and we’ll discuss it sometime next week. So get to readin’!!

5 comments

  1. Sarah Markley
    posted on Apr 13, 2008 at 3:16 AM  |  reply

    I am reading it (the shack – hmmm).

    I went to the beach today too. (read my post)

    I also had a dead lizard in my house yesterday (read my other post). I might be just a little funny (not nearly as funny as you, Queen Funny).

  2. ManUtd17
    posted on Apr 13, 2008 at 7:01 PM  |  reply

    I am not a big fan of the beach either. Probably why I like going to the Kidneywell’s beach house because they have a pool 50 yards from the beach. That way you get the nice beach breeze without all the annoying sand.

  3. Micah & Shireen
    posted on Apr 13, 2008 at 7:31 PM  |  reply

    Let’s not forget your huge fear of sharks…I don’t think I will ever forget our beach trip with Ground Zero staff. Wasn’t that when Burt or someone caught that shark? I could totally have this all wrong in my head…but your fear of sharks is yet another reason you would not enjoy living at the beach.

  4. Annie
    posted on Apr 13, 2008 at 7:34 PM  |  reply

    Shireen, You are SO right. I tell that story all the time. 🙂

  5. Garrett
    posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 7:05 PM  |  reply

    are you really moving to TN? so sad…

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