A DOG.

I know. It was a magical combination between totally bizarro and totally awesome.

Because it was just like a baby shower. Minus the baby. Plus a dog.

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A cute dog. Named Murphy.

And here’s another fact: Doggy has 2 mommies- Graham and her roomie. And it was a surprise for Mommy #2 (Roomie) and Murphy. The dog.

So I attended a surprise dog shower.

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I know. Hilarious. And just in case you can’t tell, that sign says “IT’S A BOY!”

Have. You. Ever.

And here is the food- mostly puppy related. Dog bone shaped cookies, puppy chow, and dogs in a blanket. [Also known as pigs in a blanket, but we’re saving that for the piglet shower we’re throwing next week.]

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And of course, what baby puppy shower is complete without the gifts?

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Here’s Murphy with our friend Craig. That’s really cute. But Murphy, it is no replacement for writing thank you notes. Just cause you are a dog doesn’t mean you don’t have to follow etiquette. You are a southern puppy and you will write thank you notes.

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Adam was just checking the iPaw, I guess, to make sure the music was appropriate for Murphy. He’s young. We have to censor what goes into his little mind.

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If you know how much I love puns, then you know that the “iPaw” kept me in stitches.

As did the “Chewy Vuiton” plush toy purse.

And the stuffed high heel?

“Manolo Barknik.”

That. Is. Funny.