If you aren’t in the teaching profession, enjoy this nugget from today.
I pick my kids up from lunch, and I have to immediately stop the line to say this:
“Susie, quit flossing your teeth with your hair. That’s gross.”
As if that wasn’t enough to make you squeamish, the girl behind her leans up, taps her on the shoulder, and says:
“Hey, you do that too? Cool.”
Yes, it was the first time I threw up in front of my students.
(only kidding. But just about the throw up part. The rest is disturbingly true.)