Meet Pappy. Better known as Chris Wheeler. [Pappy is his alter ego consisting of equals parts grandpa and redneck.] Chris is one of the other speakers at the Girls of Grace events and my gracious is he funny.

In July, after our Phoenix event, a bunch of us went to dinner at a farm to table type restaurant [I fell deeply in love with that place- they didn’t even have a FRIDGE!] and as the meal wound down, we started telling jokes.

We didn’t all know each other that well, but this night sealed it. We are a funny bunch.

Amber and I found this joke to be Chris’s piece de resistance. The cream of his humor crop. The joy of our salvation. [Sorry, that’s too far.] Anyways, it’s a good joke from Pappy. Enjoy.

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What did the three legged dog say when he walked into the bar?

“I’m looking for the man that shot my paw.”

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I mean, right? That’s hilarious. The hand motion? Clutch.