TOP 5 FRIDAY: Day 19- your jokes!

on October 19, 2012 in 31 Days of Jokes with 9 comments by

You guys. You are so funny. I’m loving getting these jokes from you!

[By the way, last night I told the spaceman joke and the front ear joke when I spoke to the fine ladies at Crossroads Lebanon. The spaceman joke got a tiny laugh, but the front ear joke was a hit. You probably don’t care at all, but since when has that ever stopped me from telling you anything? Never.]

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How do you drown a hipster?

Put them in the mainstream!

[thank you, Sara!]

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump…

[Yes, Renee! Yes!]

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How do you know it’s been raining cats and dogs?

You step in a poodle.

[love this, Bethany!]

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Why does the cat not have any money?

Because he doesn’t have any pockets.

[Well played, Katie.]

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear.

[thank you, Justin!]

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YOUR TURN!

You can share your favorite joke in the comments or email it to me and we’ll compile another list for next Friday!

9 comments

  1. posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 11:37 AM  |  reply

    No idear? Still no idear? My response honestly was “Oh dear…” : ) Ah and YES hilarious was the Davey Crockett joke. Love it!

  2. posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 12:01 PM  |  reply

    Annie, since you have a friend named Will Smith –

    How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
    You follow his fresh prints!

  3. Kayla Thomas
    posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 1:41 PM  |  reply

    I was at Crossroads last night and Annie your spaceman joke had me crack up! If you only heard one laugh it was mine!!! The deer joke on here was hysterical! I nearly fell out of my seat laughing!

  4. Kayla Thomas
    posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 1:41 PM  |  reply

    I was at Crossroads last night and Annie your spaceman joke had me crack up! If you only heard one laugh it was mine!!! The deer joke on here was hysterical! I nearly fell out of my seat laughing!

  5. posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 2:19 PM  |  reply

    You are most welcome! I cannot take credit as a colleague initially told it to me.

  6. Emily
    posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 2:41 PM  |  reply

    Cannot stop laughing at the Lone Ranger joke!! 🙂

  7. posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM  |  reply

    I’ll have to tell my daddy you used his well worn joke!

  8. posted on Oct 19, 2012 at 6:34 PM  |  reply

    I have one I’ll email you. Don’t want to give it away…

  9. posted on Oct 20, 2012 at 2:29 PM  |  reply

    A guy went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee, then I’m a wigwam, then I’m a teepee, and then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”

    The doctor replied, “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”

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