TOP 5 FRIDAY: Day 19- your jokes!

You guys. You are so funny. I’m loving getting these jokes from you!

[By the way, last night I told the spaceman joke and the front ear joke when I spoke to the fine ladies at Crossroads Lebanon. The spaceman joke got a tiny laugh, but the front ear joke was a hit. You probably don’t care at all, but since when has that ever stopped me from telling you anything? Never.]

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How do you drown a hipster?

Put them in the mainstream!

[thank you, Sara!]

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump…

[Yes, Renee! Yes!]

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How do you know it’s been raining cats and dogs?

You step in a poodle.

[love this, Bethany!]

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Why does the cat not have any money?

Because he doesn’t have any pockets.

[Well played, Katie.]

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear.

[thank you, Justin!]

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You can share your favorite joke in the comments or email it to me and we’ll compile another list for next Friday!

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