Only because I am shameless, and sharing the joke always ranks higher to me than maintaining my pride, do I share this email. I used Halloween shaped clip art to conveniently cover the information that is not important.
Welcome to the reason I don’t dress up for Halloween. Dumb ladybug wings.
And it wasn’t just a spill. It was like someone shot the bottle with a bullet. It exploded. Everywhere. And I knew 10 of the 100+ people there. Oh yes, it was humbling and horrible at the exact same moment.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever had to send an apology email after a Halloween party….. I didn’t think so.
You’re welcome for that.
Go vote, friends. And please leave your ladybug wings at home. The world will be a safer place.